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Deathbridge Derby Dames

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	KALAMITY LAIN #115 If you meet her alter-ego off the track, she always has a friendly smile and make you snacks. But don’t be fooled… true to her name, Kalamity will be causing whip-crackin havoc on the track with a little bit of distress and misery for her opponents.	LISAPOWELL #92 So epic, she needs no alter ego.
MEDI EVIL #911 Make no mistake about it, this hard hitting sexy mama will knock you down and out just to practice her first aid skills on the track!	RIFF RAFF #79 Riff Raff is a bit of a mystery…no one is really quite sure why she is here or where she came from, and they just can’t seem to shake this bad apple. Riff Raff loves to hit hard and cause a little chaos.	KNOTTY KNOCKHER #16 Knotty KnockHer can be one devious dame while keeping you in an intricate tangle of blocks and knocks.
BELT-HER FACE #403 You better watch where you put your face when you’re on the track with Belt-Her Face, because it’s bound to get Belted!	DEE VIL #666 A mix of a demon and a devil. Usually a deevil comes in the form of an innocent being. The creature lures you in with their cute smile or doe-like eyes, then attacks when their prey is most vulnerable.	HELLZ JEZEBEL #21 Watch out for Hellz Jezebel because she loves rollin’ n rockin’ round the track. fishnet burns are a small deterrent for this ‘bat out of hell’ who can be seen living it up on and off the track.
BRAUNY KNOXKILL #507 Though she tries not to be a jackass, this girl can certainly be a hazard to look out for on the track. She’s not afraid to duke it out with anyone who gets in her way, and she often ends up being the one who’s walking tall. She may not look like much, but this ringer will knock you off your skates!	PAGE TERROR #796.21 She’s a mild-mannered librarian by day but by night she swaps her cardigan and sensible shoes for wheels and a bad attitude. Don’t make her shush you!	MELLY MAYHEM #252 This fiery derby girl has a friendly face, but on the track she’s pure mayhem!
MAGGOTY ANN #462 Well Maggoty Ann–One time when she wuz makin her boutfit for all to see she says, “When I’m strong like my team is, air I go to keep a fine pace like this — An’ be a good player — An’ wear fine clothes?– Ripped T-shirts, ruffly skirts, fishnet pantyhose? An’en she laughed with her derby fan an she says “M go’ to be Maggoty Ann!– I’m ist go’ to be a nice Maggoty Ann! Maggoty! Maggoty! Maggoty! Ann!	BAMBI #24 Her momma got shot by hunters so she’s taking her revenge out on derby girls.	GNOME STOMPSKY #4683 Bio to come
MODOWN #80 Don’t be fooled! She may seem harmless, but with only a spin of the track she turns into a sinister mowing machine. Move out of her path because she will mulch you up and spit you out.	PhDemon #28FF Prepare to be schooled	PUNKY BRUISER #10K She’s a punk and she likes to make gals bruise.
GRAY SKULL #69 Don’t mess with her cause She’s Got the Power!!! The Power Of GraySkull on her Side	MOLLY MULISHA #01 She is as cold as metal and committed to the cause.	SOULTAKER #R-19 Although she is from the boonies don’t under estimate her, Soultaker will have no problem making her way into your heart with her crooked smile and generosity where she will leave you soulless
HALF PINT HAVOC #51 She may look like a half pint but she hits like a keg.	CHERRI BLASTER #6 The perfect mix of sweet ‘n’ sour, watch as Cherri pops into and around her opponents, leaving bitter faces on her adversaries. Cherri likes to jam and block and she certainly will be a blast to watch.

Up-And-Coming Skaters

Lethbridge Roller Derby Guild Referees & Coaching Staff

REFEREE HUGH JOHNSON Bio to come	REFEREE JEREMESSIAH Bio to come
COACH JEREMESSIAH Bio to come	REFEREE SHORT BUS Bio to come

Temporarily Off Skates Skaters

REBBLES FLINTSTONE #13 Rebbles left Bam-Bam in the stone-ages for some bam-bammin’ on the track! She’s brought her animal print and fun-lovin’ attitude for a chance to bang it out on the flat-track. From Bedrock to Hard-Rock this spunky sprite can’t wait to show you a few tricks, so cheer her on and have a yabba-dabba-damn good time!

DOTTY DESTROYHER #88 Don’t underestimate the benevolence of Dotty DestroyHER. She will charm you with her kind heart and petite stature. However, this sassy, malevolent vixen is as feisty, relentless and strong as they come on skates. To Dotty, derby isn’t a game, it’s a lifestyle.

GONG SHOW SALLY #59 Come for the gong, stay for the show.